About me...

My married friends don't complain to me because they secretly feel both pity and jealousy so I never get the door opened to take my turn. And my single/childless friends have no fucking idea what's it's like to be a parent.

I blog in my head all the time, so I decided to try it out for real. I mostly hope no one reads this. It's like a journal in the cloud.

Except of course I hope someone reads this and I get a book deal and horribly rich and renowned.

Or maybe I just want to sleep better at night.

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Afraid of Facebook

Being funny on Facebook is kind of like sex. If you're tired or trying too hard, it's just no good.

The Mormons from high school have found me.  I can't post the F-word now.  Plus my Italian relatives.  Where is it safe anymore?
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